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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:47 am 
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Aarkayne wrote:
Here's a review I submitted to a magazine I write for :

Two dissimilar souls await respective betrothal partners on a bustling London train station. Rustic Rikki Thukral(Abhishek Bachchan) from Bhatinda in Indian Punjab will attempt selling the Buckingham palace to the Queen if given a chance. Alvira Khan(Preity Zeinta) from Lahore in Pakistani Punjab, is more Pommie than most Brits. A jostle for space in a coffee shop forces them to share table and conversation. This leads also to a sharing of how they met their respective spouses-to-be. Fantastic tales follow of heady meetings at the glitzy Ritz in Paris and Madam Tussauds. While Rikki describes how he fell for the smashing Anaida(Lara Dutta) heads first, heels later. Alvira narrates how she bumped into barrister beau Steve Singh(Bobby Deol) and was driven straight into his heart in a Hummer Limo. When the train arrives two hours later they part saying what they think are final good byes. But as it can happen in movies it is absolutely not! Bachchan and Deol play their parts efficiently. Dutta is the surprise package of the four beautifully mixing Parisian and Southall Indian accents. Zeinta acts the worst of the lot looking even more awful. Then there is a mystic musical narrator(Amitabh Bachchan) that pops up every once in a while crooning to audiences how love can strike anybody anywhere mid stride. Music by Shankar-Ehsan-Loy is foot-tapping. Shaad Ali Sehgal wields the megaphone competently for the Yash Raj banner yet again, his third outing with them. JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM is an irreverent evening of frolic & music on a flight of fantasy. You will do well to leave disbelief locked at home.


that reminds me TOTTA WAALLAHPATHETIC NARRATOR, VIVEK in an earlier film..


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:20 pm 
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I just want to know how anyone could have expected this to be a good film? The film looked pretty bad, with a song like "Ticket to Hollywood" being sung outside the Louvre. Those who went to see it must've known what to expect. It's the same old Yash-raj candy-floss and nothing is going to change.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:38 pm 
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My my!! Was that a film? :o

I thought it was a silly 3.25 act stage musical, like bombay dream, jhoom ki dream!1

3 acts for 3 songs, and t/4 act for GAY GURU..Budha B..man he looks pathetic! imho!!

how the hell, they thokked him in the film..lol :shock:

any how..first half was flat washed out..im, and imc's ho.

second half was marginally better due to a lot of fresh energy brought in by Lara Dutta!

overall, even this time around, my kids declared that " it was a STUPID film"

Preity, I still think, looks way older than both heros,and stale! and seemed coming out , tailor made, same preity, from YRF/JOHAR films, same make up, styles, hor, get up role etc.

Abhishek, tried to over act to his best he could.

Boby 's role was small, but went well.

Lara Dutta was the SHOW STEALER imho.

PQ/COLORS were very good! in the theatre.
Audio, was definately DD, as each and every song had decent surround effects, but BASS was lean again imho, esp Deep Bass was absent from all songs, or may be cinema's Sub was broken.



It had over tones of BNB and I am hugely disappointed with SHAD ALI.

oh, not to forget..trailor of Awarapan, started with kabootar flying, with excellent surround effect. Chak de phatte was there..but I would prefer BILB any days!

What seemed will be another hit, PARTNER with Chi chi, and hunk Sallu, with Lara and Katrina on the side!! DD will have another hit soon, in same style. It is Sallu's home production.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:20 am 
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(I've tried to keep things "spoiler-free," but I make no promises...)

I think it's pretty much been agreed upon at this point that the Yash Raj banner is not a "serious-film" banner; the way Ram Gopal Varma's factory mass-produces underworld stories, Yash Raj does little more but operate a factory that churns out various shades of the same "entertainment" product. The days when Chopra made gritty and "meaningful" — yet commercially viable — cinema (you know: Deewaar, Trishul, Kaala Patthar, Silsila, Lamhe, etc.) is undeniably over. Well, fine. Entertainment's just fine, and if that's what Chopra's production house now totally leans in favor of, there's no reason for us to scoff. I love being entertained, and I have an unassailable feeling that even the snobbiest Godfather-thumping, Citizen Kane-sucking, head-held-high-and-eyes-looking-down-nose son of a bitch out there also likes to get his jollies from time to time by easing into the seat of a hall that he knows will offer him nothing but "dumb pleasure." The thing to remember, though, is that a successful (i.e., "good") "popcorn movie" is really no easier to come up with than such a "cerebral film." The question, so, is, is Chopra's factory getting too lazy to go beyond grand production values and top-tier saleable names, and deliver those more important factors — like script, story, and the intangible "heart" — that make us forever cherish our "masala" world of cine-joy?

Of course, Jhoom Barabar Jhoom is a concoction of big money and big names, and one can only hope that when so much sincerity has been put into a project, it delivers something watchable. Hooray, then, because that superstar cast of director Shaad Ali actually does do what it's taking, doubtless, years' worth of my salary to do.

When Abhishek Bachchan first hit the big screen, he was unimpressive. Immediately thereafter, he morphed into a fucking disaster. For me, Mani Ratnam's Yuva came along, and not only was "Abhi" redeemed from the clutches of atrociousness, but he was thrown into the world of "really good acting." Then... he fucked around some more (at best, he was "acceptable" in every subsequent effort). Finally, in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, he makes me like him again. Brooding, somber characters are difficult to play, but so, too, is it terribly challenging to play (effectively) an all-round mainstream part in an out-and-out entertainer. Raggedy clothes, a five-o-clock shadow, and curse-laden dialogue might convince people that you're good at playing a poverty-stricken villain in the slums of Mumbai, but it's close to impossible to fake charisma, which is what Abhishek exudes in Jhoom. "Rikki Thukral" is funny, approachable, and likeable, and he even tears up the dance floor pretty well (though it might have helped that his competition there was Bobby Deol: if Abhishek looked like a fool trying to dance next to Hrithik Roshan in Dhoom 2, Bobby gets to make Abhishek look like Govinda in this one).

Preity Zinta is beautiful and she suits her part. Bobby Deol is fine in his role, too (though, again, it hurts him that, when you focus, you see that sixty-four-year-old Amitabh Bachchan is, in every way, a better dancer than he). Lara Dutta shines the way Abhishek does, only she's given far less to do. It's been said that a good actor has you remember him when he's the hero, and a great actor makes you remember him when he has five minutes of screen-time (if it hasn't been said, then you heard it here first): Lara falls into the second category in her work in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.

Performances aside, Jhoom's biggest offering is its fucking-awesome music. Every track is great, and the title song is one of the best compositions of 2007. Jhoom Barabar Jhoom's most glaring caveat is the persistence of its "fucking-awesome music." Again, I love "Jhoom" (the song), I really do. I don't love it enough, however, to watch about fifty minutes of it in lieu of fifty minutes of actual movie. Big names and good songs are probably essential to a movie of this sort, but they can't be all that's there. Just to give you an idea Ali's unyielding disregard for story-telling, there's a dance competition near the end (don't worry, that doesn't kill anything for you) — a dance competition. Anyone who's watched a fair number of films from the 1980s onward should understand right away what a contrived sort of thing it is to take this route in a film, unless maybe you're providing satire or something (Ali's not). So, what: we're to be grateful that no one runs through traffic to get to his kid's school play at the end? The big money and big actors are there, but in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom there's simply no effort given to those "little" things that make a movie work: script and story. Even when moments do work (e.g., the fantastically surreal unfolding of Preity's relationship with Bobby [Indians go to watch movies like this for stars, so forget bothering with "characters' names"]), we're left with no choice but to assume the product is the unintentional happy side-effect of a well-put-together song sequence.

No wonder "Jhoom" (the song) is so good: Shaad Ali must have informed Shanker-Ehsaan-Loy that he'd be using the piece to fill up about a third of his film.

In the end, Jhoom Barabar Jhoom is successful where it tries — names, songs, and money used to shoot the songs in attractive locales — but fails where it forgets to even try — the movie. "Sheer entertainment" is good and it's respectable, and Yash Raj has done it well in the past (Dhoom, Mohabbatein, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge), and the "stars and songs" element can be critical; but stars and songs can't be the the entirety of a picture. At some point, an audience needs some god-damn "film" to fill in the gaps. Says what it does for Yash Raj, Jhoom doesn't do much for Shaad Ali, either: Saathiya was polished and sensitive; Bunty Aur Babli was ridiculous tripe in which Amitabh Bachchan was the only good thing, but good enough, still, to not let you leave the theater pissed; and Jhoom Barabar Jhoom is a great, big, beautiful package that makes you sad when you open it to find nothing.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:11 am 
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dude!! where did u learn to write like that? ofcourse not from yrf school.lol :lol:

good writing!!

AB..I thought he was a diff shade of BNB.

Preity..trying to replace rani of BNB in her stale self.

Lara..was underused.

Boby..was pleasing.

Budha B..GAYLORD Guru was atrociously inserted in the film, to put his bhonda face on the poster imho.

Rest you know what it was!!

To me, it was good to see after so many years that some one finally can make Lara Dutta a fresh act that is memorable. I thought she was good in her in and out role in Bhagam Bhag too.

Ghoom Bar-bar Ghoom..lol

Music was good, songs in movie decent..i thought guys were having hard time, dance in shalwar/kurtas.

I think, I'll watch, DD's SALLu/CH CHI venture PARTNER next as it does cast, Larra( CHI CHI) and Kats!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:15 am 
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arsh wrote:
It had over tones of BNB and I am hugely disappointed with SHAD ALI.




Arsh miyan, I'm surprised you had any expectations from Shaad Ali - I don't think he's proved himself at all. The only decent film directed by him was Saathiya, and that was a scene for scene copy of Alai Payuthey. Bunty Aur Babli had a good idea for an entertainer, but turned out to be pretty crap, at least it had good music though. Jhoom Barabar Jhoom doesn't even have that, the music is average at best (although I do like Bol Na Halke Halke).


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:09 pm 
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bhaskar wrote:
arsh wrote:
It had over tones of BNB and I am hugely disappointed with SHAD ALI.




Arsh miyan, I'm surprised you had any expectations from Shaad Ali - I don't think he's proved himself at all. The only decent film directed by him was Saathiya, and that was a scene for scene copy of Alai Payuthey. Bunty Aur Babli had a good idea for an entertainer, but turned out to be pretty crap, at least it had good music though. Jhoom Barabar Jhoom doesn't even have that, the music is average at best (although I do like Bol Na Halke Halke).


yup!!I agree!!!well said!! i thought you were here to challenge again, usual way lol :lol: that I do not mind either, we should word as we feel 8) if it is not agreeing, it does not matter!

Saathiya was direct copied down, mani ratnam's work.

BNB was fluff, this is super fluff lol. Music indeed I loved, Gulzar was in better form in that too! and songs has immense Zingggggggg...

But the prob is once you are honored/crowned for craps( Farhan for DON) etc..that becomes your default path! No turning back.

Look at RGV, SLB, Farhan, Sanjay Gupta..and you continue!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:57 am 
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arsh wrote:
dude!! where did u learn to write like that? ofcourse not from yrf school.lol :lol:

good writing!!


Thanks -- 8) .


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