I just got through watching Darna Zaroori Hai yesterday, and, let me just say, I'm frightened now by just how bad a movie can be. Worse than Darna Mana Hai (which I actually thought was "OK"), Darna Zaroori Hai is six shitty stories told in one shitty "mega-story." A positive aspect (and there are very few, indeed), most of the performances are great: In the first (and shortest: it was about five minutes, to my recollection) tale, Amitabh Bachchan is simply excellent, and Ritiesh Deshmukh is not much worse. That said, it's a good story that's memorable, and this one was just pathetically bad. It's almost as though it was decided that a semi-eerie ambiance and top-notch acting were substitutes for an ending that makes sense, and a plot that holds itself together. The second (starring Arjun Rampal, Bipasha Basu, and the "chicken-guy" from Makdee) is predictable and uninteresting from the moment Bipasha starts to speak, and has almost no redeeming quality whatsoever. Suniel Shetty and Rajpal Yadav's bit is well-acted, but purely stupid, with things happening for no apparent reason (so...is Yadav's characters a monkey-turned-man; a banana-phile; ...a retard, plain and simple?), and an ending that's almost as insipid as the one of Bachchan/Deshmukh's tale. Anil Kapoor/Mallika Sherawat's was my favorite story, though, really, that was probably because it was least of five horrendously idiotic evils. The last story that's told seems completely uninspired and obligatory, and the lead performance doesn't do much to make it special. I guess "scariness" doesn't really need to have a reason to exist in a character; it's horror, and things should be creepy for absolutely no ostensible reason ...right? (Wrong.) As for the all-encompassing "real-world story" (in which are told the five short tales of...crap), things are not much less moronic. Shit happens because it seems that perhaps it should happen, and, unfortunately, none of it is very captivating.
The "sixth" (or, rather, "first") "story," the introduction of the film, was pretty funny, and made me wish that the whole movie had gone the direction of satire. Even here, I felt that things could have packed more of a punch, and gotten a bit less lost in themselves and their conceit, but, again, for what it was, I rather enjoyed it.
All in all, I thought Darna Zaroori Hai was an utterly poor work — meta-horse-shit — and I imagine the only reason anyone will see it is for Varma's name, or the name of one of the famous faces it showcases.
*I do have to say, I cracked a smile when Anil Kapoor's "Karan Chopra" mentioned his lack of faith in love, citing his cynicism of his films, "Kabhi Kabhie Hota Hai" and "Kabhi Hansi Kabhie Ansoo" (I made up the second title, because I couldn't remember the actual one used in the film, but, you get the point).
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