No body could have done a better review than this one!
Ankhiyon Se Goli Maare
Dumb and dumber
Cast & Credits
Producer & Director: Harmesh Malhotra
Music: Anand-Milind
Cast: Govinda, Raveena Tandon, Kader Khan, Shakti Kapoor, JohnyLever & Asrani
Bhangari (Kadar Khan) is the Goonda No. 1 of chor bazar. His daughter Kiran (Raveena Tandon) is the apple of his eye. He caters to her every demand and whim with a smile. His dream is to get her married to a bigger and better goonda. But daughter dearest has other ideas. She’s in love with Raj (Govinda), a well-to-do businessman. When she hears of her father’s goonda obsession, she cajoles Raj to become the man of her father’s dreams. Raj takes Subramaniyam’s (Johny Lever) help in this matter, but the latter’s advise more often than not leads to misadventures.
Meanwhile the underworld don Shakti (Shakti Kapoor), who’s Bhangari’s choice, goes on a wild goose chase in India and abroad and ends-up getting beaten up several times by courting the wrong girl.
To add a further twist to this dumb charade, Bhangari’s fahter (Kadar Khan in a double role), who’s a former raja of a riyasat up North, lands up unexpectedly, declares the whole goonda business out of bounds, and starts searching for a khandani ladka for her granddaughter.
Shakti obliges everybody by staging a kidnapping which is duly foiled by Raj, leading to the expected happy ending.
Govinda is well and truly in his element here so is Raveena who matches him gesture for gesture and outshines him in the garish costumes department. The rest of the cast too go through the paces more or less adequately.
Harmesh Malhotra has made probably the dumbest film in the history of Hindi cinema. The juvenile jokes are strictly front bench material. Viewers are advised to leave their brains behind to prevent severe brain damage which may result from watching this mindless comedy.
—Devesh Sharma

Good job!DEVESH!