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Scenes: Ajit says how to kill the victims
Ajit:"Esse Liquid Oxygen main daal do, oxygen isse marne nahin dega aur liquid isse jene nahin dega"
Ajit:"Esse Varnish pila do mar bhi jaye ga... finish bhi acche ho jayege"
Ajit:"Esse Champagne mein daal do agar Shame se nahi mara ... tau Pain se mar jayega"
Ajit:"Is Saale ko super-conductor me daal do saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega"
Ajit:"Ise microprocessor mein daal do BIT-by-BIT marega!"
Ajit:"Ise hamlet poison pilado sochte sochte marega. To be or not to be!"
Ajit:"Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo police samjhegi sui-cide hua hai"
Ajit:"Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal dau. Society esse jeene nahin daige security isse marne nahin daige"
Ajit:"Rabert! Isko eraser se maar do yeh mar bhi jayega or mit bhi jayega"
Ajit:"Isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do. Great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"
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Scene: Robert and Ajeet go for shikar... Robert spots a peacock
Robert: " Boss voh dekho ... more more"
Ajit Aims at the peacock, shoots it, walks up to it picks it up and says...
Ajit: "No more"
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Some of Ajit's terms of Endearment
Lilly ................................ Don't be silly
Rosy ............................. Let's be cozy
Gloria ........................... Let me explore ya!
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Robert: "Boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain"
Ajit: "Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge"
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Scene: Ajit is disgusted with Mona's typing
Ajit: "Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do"
Robert: "Magar kyoon boss? Mona ji is your phavorite"
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi
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Ajit: "Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: "Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajit: "Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Match break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: "Yes Boss"
Ajit:"Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ..."
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Scene - Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi (watch) pahne tumhe nazar aa rahaa hai, woh hamara guest hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do Phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
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Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse zyaada pasand hein?
Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
Edited By armaan on 1061754658
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